So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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