My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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