He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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