Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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