what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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