so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
you are never too drunk for berry picking
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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