his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
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