The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Randomize