Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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