sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
Randomize