white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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