Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
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