We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
one two three fourrrrnication!
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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