So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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