ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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