Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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