So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
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