Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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