I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
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