I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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