if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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