OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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