Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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