So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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