That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
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