How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Somewhere out there, on several phones belonging to strangers, exists a video of me rapping Baby Got Back on stage in four inch heels that I stole from the drag queen. Also I made out with the chick with the octopus tattoo.
You have the best birthdays
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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