She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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