Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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