I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
17 year olds will be the death of me.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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