Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
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