that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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