Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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