get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
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