Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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