why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
How naked do you want me to be?
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