I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
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