Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
