Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
