i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
Randomize
