spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
I really don't understand how I cannot figure out how to work a fucking can opener when I'm hungover. Yet I still retained the ability to take a perfectly symmetrical picture of my erect penis and send it to every person in Matt's contacts the night before.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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