Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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