i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
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