it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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