At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
Randomize
