is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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