Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
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