keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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