I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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