well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
Randomize
