maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize