Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
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