Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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