the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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