They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
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