I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
I want her autograph on my taint
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
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