Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
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